An Office Conversation.

Well this is an interesting conversation that happened in office.I have changed the names for propriety issues but I can reveal one of the two people is me!You are the person who have to guess!!!The conversation starts with one of them listening to music with his Headphones on and singing loudly enough to disturb his colleague(who is working hard) enough to ping him on the office Communicator to address the issue.

The Following conversation happened between the two of them and how it culminated.So here it goes......

8:30 PM Jagdish Bhatia

yes the song is really good. sing it inside your heart

8:31 PM Arka Chatterjee

8:31 PM Jagdish Bhatia

8:31 PM Arka Chatterjee

sorry

come and slap me

shya!!!!!!

shame on me

in office

8:31 PM Jagdish Bhatia

sorry I wrongly said it

8:31 PM Arka Chatterjee

8:31 PM Jagdish Bhatia

leave me plsss

8:31 PM Arka Chatterjee

plzz

plzzzzzzzzzzz

8:31 PM Jagdish Bhatia

i will never open my mouth again

8:31 PM Arka Chatterjee

come and scold me

8:31 PM Jagdish Bhatia

I swear

8:31 PM Arka Chatterjee

how can you see a bad thing and keep quite

how

8:31 PM Jagdish Bhatia

8:32 PM Arka Chatterjee

this is why India is a 3rd world country

you never ever protest

when will we learn

8:32 PM Jagdish Bhatia

8:32 PM Arka Chatterjee

you should have come and slapped me for disturbing the entire floor

shame on you!!!!

I am really angry on you

never expected this

8:33 PM Jagdish Bhatia

i will slap myself now for disturbing you

8:33 PM Arka Chatterjee

that wont stop my singing

8:33 PM Jagdish Bhatia

You can sing and do whatever u want boss.

8:33 PM Arka Chatterjee

say sorry for not doing the correct thing

8:33 PM Jagdish Bhatia

its your second home

so do whatever u want

8:34 PM Arka Chatterjee

this is not my 2nd or 3rd home!!!

this is office

where I come to work

but I am not working but singing!!!!

8:34 PM Jagdish Bhatia

plss show me your legs I will fall over it

plss leave me

8:34 PM Arka Chatterjee

and you are pinging to report this serious matter

you should have slapped me

say sorry or come and slap me

do something

don’t sleep

8:35 PM Jagdish Bhatia

8:35 PM Arka Chatterjee

world will fly by you when you sleep

8:35 PM Jagdish Bhatia

8:35 PM Arka Chatterjee

Don’t cry...that wont melt me

8:35 PM Jagdish Bhatia

  ok I am running away

8:35 PM Arka Chatterjee

see...typical Indian mentality

running from truth

oh my god

what will happen to my country

8:36 PM Jagdish Bhatia

8:36 PM Arka Chatterjee

do you want to say something

don’t keep things inside

increases blood pressure

8:36 PM Jagdish Bhatia

ok

8:37 PM Arka Chatterjee

so say

say man

tell me

I am listening

8:37 PM Jagdish Bhatia

plss continue singing

8:37 PM Arka Chatterjee

ok sir, thanks .

Pallananda's Gyaans Continues.....

Well its dead of the night and my creative juices are flowing overtime these days.Its seems Its the visions of the reverend Swami Pallananda who is hovering over my body and soul.So People like it or not Gyaans are continually flowing and here goes yet another series of advices(read them at your own risk!!!)

 1)Believe it or not Swamiji is computer savvy and told me this:Microsoft Products help to worsen your language spelling knowledge.You are no longer bothered if the spellings are correct or not ,you know Bill Gates is there to fix them.Stop being overdependent.
2)Compromise is the name of the game in all fields of life.Hate this or love this you gotcha accept this fact!!!
3)There is a curious sort of happiness and satisfaction in occupying the last seat (in class , bus etc) which those who have never sat there would not be able to comprehend.First benchers I thou PITY you.
4)There is and always should be an optimum level , a balance between Quality and Quantity.If one of the 2 outruns the other problems might just crop up.

LAST POINT OF THE DAY:There are exceptions to all rules....Thats Nature for you!!!

Till next time its Sayonara from me and my Swamiji.

Gyaans of Pallananda continues........

Hello People Swami Pallananda is back with some more Gyaans.
Its pretty early in the morning ...9:10AM to be exact but I thought why waste time while I can quickly write down what I had been thinking for some time now.I am not sure how others will react to what I write but yes whatever I write comes from the bottom of heart.So in a bit of a somber mood here I go with yet another round of precious Gyaans....

1)Being Unambitious is not a crime.Do not lose your sleep over it.Every man/Woman has his/her needs.One might be happy with Rs 10000 per month while for another 5 times that amount is not sufficient.

2)Many times You have heard that Luck is THE major factor behinds' one's success.Its Total BULLSHIT!
Lucky are those who work hard for their goals.Luck follows your Karma and not the other way round.

3)Do not keep any expectation from anyone.It would generally bring sorrow and heartbreak to you in the long run.

4)Its only after a few rounds of Alcohol do can you understand a person in complete.
So next time you want to know a person make him drunk suitable so that he/she starts blurting out his/her stories.Remember You have to join the other person in the drinking binge as that would be comforting for him/her and would easily open up to you .


PS:Kindly take these instructions with a pinch(a rather large one) of salt.

Pallananda signs off for now by wishing every Indian a very Happy Independence Day!!!!

Three Idiots New Ending

Again I got this through Facebook,pretty hilarious ..brilliant parody of the never ending crime series CID




New Ending to 3 IDIOTS :

After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call the world famous CID.

ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger)

(After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...)

Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student NE aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. Lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!!

ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!

ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke aao...Dr. Salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss murde aadmi se !!

(after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab)

Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum Dr. Salunkhe ke lab se khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega

(after playin with some colour changing liquids)

Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iska khoon hua hai !!

ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??

Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! Yeh dekho...(shows him his star-trek type computer and does some really fast typing)

ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisi NE batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke aao bureau me...AB kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !!

(virus is brought to the bureau)

Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...Maine kuch nahi kiya

Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha???

Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai??

(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)

Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???

Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad AA gaya...Bata ta hu...sab Bata ta hu !

Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir.. daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya

ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!

Virus: uss raat sab logo NE gay party ki thi....sab log apni underwear me campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...Maine uska helicopter gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. Aur next din humne dekha toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...

ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge... tum hamare saath co-operate karo

(virus leaves)

ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya aur kisi NE CID ko bulaya hi nahin??

Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !!

ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me AA gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya??

Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho?

ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !!

Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !!

(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the breaks....SCCHRREEE ECH !!)

ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks. ..tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !!

(after checking the campus)

Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla Lena chahta tha !!

ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! AB yeh Chatur kaun hai...aur iske room se itni baas kyun AA rahi hai !!...Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab Le jao !

Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur NE hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! Aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi pata hoga !!

ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!

(chatur in interrogation)

ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??

Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!

Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi

Chatur : (over-acting) ...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai

(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins)

Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya

ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !!